Richard Cheese

Sittin at home with my ... on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, "Yo, this RC, baby! Are you down with it?"
I arrived at her house, knocked on the door
Not having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for , 'cause me so horny
Ohh me so horny
Ohh,Ohh me so horny
Ohh me so horny
Ohh,Ohh me so horny
Girls always ask me why I ... so much
I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?"
You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted
But you say I'm a dog when I leave you ... and deserted
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your ... busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is , 'cause me so horny
Ohh me so horny
Ohh,Ohh me so horny