Del The Funky Homosapien

Fresh from the meadow with a mellow attitude
I was plannin to persue another quest for the bus
I had to go to San Fran, its something that I cant stand
Its beggin for a ride with ma dukes makes a fuss
I dont like fussin so I ask my older cousin
Could he maybe find time to give the D-E-L a lift
He said it is impossible because he has a roster full of plans for the
day
I had to go and sift through pennies in my jeans
To many it may seem that the public transportation really isnt keen
And I agree with the theory
Because its 3:30 and the bus was due at 2:35
I wear my Girbauds so I can wait with pride
I waited at the bus stop feeling kinda high
From a spliff that I smoked
I riffed and provoked
A liitle scene when the bus arrived late like a joke
With a corny punchline
And it was only lunchtime
The bus shouldve been here, the driver had much time
To get is act together
No matter what the weather
Now Im sittin at the bus stop waitin like forever
[SKIT #1]
When oh when is the bus gonna come
Im getting sick and tired of the wait
When oh when is the bus gonna come
Well here comes a pack of about 14
Lookin real mean with hoodies and jeans
And bad attitudes and I wasnt in the mood
For no head on collision with the hoods
Try to use my transfer but its no good
Would these rough lookin kids get busy with the youngsta
Amongst the many who must catch rapid transit to get through the city
Im not certain
But if I go sit in the back its curtains
Kids wanna ride the back
What kinda shit is that?
Nowadays niggas cant wait to hit the back
Let me stand in the front with the elderly
So those other cats wont raise hell with me
[SKIT #2]
Oh golly gee, not another day on the 46A
I shouldve caught the 46B
Cause dukes takes the mass scene and group through the trees
And shoots the breeze with the ladies
Look at that around the way girl
Yeah, I see her
(whistle) More crack than a drug dealer
A kid sits by me with a gang of afro sheen on
Im not Joe Clark and I would hate for him to lean on
My shoulder and try to hold a conversation
Cause I dont have the patience
When oh when is the bus gonna reach its destination
Question over space and time
Wastin time
Word up, I cant take this line of nitwits
Im about to have a fit quick
Cause this trip here is making me car sick
Check out the brother with the loaded .38
Braggin to his buddies about the money that he makes
Sellin crack viles like pancakes
To baseheads just like the one
Thats sittin by the window starvin for a fix
He spent his last 80 cents on fare
He raises up and lets me get in his chair
Then I sit and take a snooze
But I still lose
Cause I cruise right past my stop
Had to get off and walk 15 blocks. . .
[ The Wacky World Of Rapid Transit Lyrics ]