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    Los Amigos Invisibles

    Intro

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    Добавлена 22 мая 2013 пользователем Миша

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    Snook: Welcome to the intro for this Los Amigos.. cd
    Vingoe: Don't you mean album?
    S: Shhh.. no one expects it to be an album
    V: NOBODY WILL BUY ANOTHER ALBUM! do-yuuuu
    S: For the benefit of the Radio Audience..ignore what you just heard.
    S: Welcome to the intro for this Los Amigos album.
    V: Brought to you by the pointless company
    S: The same people who brought you the inflatable anchor,
    V: The solar powered teacake
    S: And..politics
    S: Right. I think. Before we brainstorm
    V: AHHH! STORM! BRAIN! AHHHH!!
    S: MUST THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME?!?
    V: Sorry I get carried away. I take things too literally sometimes
    S: Anyway. I think we should first discuss our legions of fans.
    V: How many are there?
    S: I'm not good at estimating, but I'd have to say about 6 billion!
    V: So all of 2 people then?
    S: Yes..we used to have fans. We priced Chris out of the market. Ben lost all his money on gambling debts. And Rachel was a our groupie, but then she heard us sing.
    V: Oh..shame really.
    S: Maybe we should offer lubricant with our albums to boost sales.
    V: Bah. There's no time for lubricant.
    S: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!!
    S: Anyway..Back to the brain..map
    V: AHHH MAPS!!
    S: Sorry sorry! I forgot your chronic fear of maps. You can be really stupid with some of your fears sometimes.
    V: Excuse me! Envelopes!
    S: AHHHH!
    V: Calm down. Calm down. We'll just have to do the spider diagram.
    S: Yeh. Good idea. Who could be scared of spiders? pfft
    V: I also have a fear of axe-wielding maniacs.
    S: Oh the irrational fears people have.
    V: Ok. So what ideas do we got for the album?
    S: I was thinking something along the lines of 'Songs about pain' or something jolly like that.
    V: How about songs about..wayne?
    S: Songs about spain?
    ...nah
    V: Songs about brains?
    ...nah
    S: Songs about rain?
    ...nah
    V: That's it! Songs about trains!
    S: That's it! Unemployment!
    V: No. No. That's not what I, I
    S: Well done Rob. You get 50\% of the profits!
    V: Oooo. What's 50\% of zero?
    S: I'll look it up someday.
    V: Unemployment it is then...dumbass

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