Help She Can't Swim

you couldn't hold your drink to save your life
it's a mercy that none of you can drive
just strut around pouting and looking wide eyed
like this is britpop circa 1995
well meanswear split and pulp are gone
and now everyone likes garage rock
you dance like a dad at a disco
what would morrissey say?
put your face around on a night on the tiles
it's all charm and bad toothed smiles
as long as you're tapping your toes then its alright
all the underage girls are digging your style
and your pointy leather shoes are a fucking lie
as long as you're tapping your toes then it's alright
you dance like a dad a dad at a disco
what would morrissey say?