Frank Sinatra

Make like a Mister Milquetoast and youll get shut out,
Make like a Mister Meek and youll get cut out,
Make like a little lamb, and wham, youre shorn,
I tell ya, chum, its time to come blow your horn.
Make like a Mister Mumbles and youre a zero,
Make like a Mister Big; they dig a hero.
Youve got to sound your "A" the day youre born,
I tell ya, chum, its time to come blow your horn.
The taller the tree is the sweeter the peach,
Ill give you the whole maguilla in a one word speach: Reach!
Make like the worlds your pudding, but light the brandy,
Even the mildest kiss is a dan, dan, dandy,
Therell be no love in bloom come doomsday morn,
I tell ya, chum, its time to come blow your horn.
[Musical Interlude]
In civilized jungles females adore
The lions who come on swingin; if you wanna score - roar!
You can be either read to or be the reader,
You can be either lead or be the leader.
Dont wait until youre told youre old and worn,
Take in some air and get your lips puckered,
Before you find youre simply too tuckered,
Ill tell ya, chum, its time to come blow your horn.
Blow your horn,
I tell ya, chum, its time to come blow your horn.
[ Come Blow Your Horn Lyrics ]