Crash Test Dummies

I said, "I'm drinkin' up.
Would you like a belt yerself?"
You said, "Thanks, but no thanks,
I don't drink, myself.
But you go right ahead, my friend,
I'm not the sort that minds."
"That's good to hear," I said
"Because I think you'll find
that I don't care that you don't mind."
I said, "I'm lightin' up.
Would you like a puff?"
You said, "Thanks, but no thanks,
I don't do that stuff.
But you go right ahead, my friend,
I'm not the sort that minds."
"That's good to hear," I said
"Because I think you'll find
that I don't care that you don't mind."
I said "Let's do the nasty,
I like it when it's rough."
You said, "Well, I'm not so sure
I like that kind of stuff.
But I'll roll over just for you
And take it from behind."
"That's good to hear," I said
"Because I think you'll find
that I don't care that you don't mind."