Weird Al Yankovic

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide.
Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside.
Don't you know that we control the horizontal.
We control the vertical, too.
We gonna make a couch potato out of you.
That's what we're goin' to do, now.
Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial.
We got it all on UHF.
Kick off your sneakers 'n' stick around for awhile.
We got it all on UHF.
Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job.
Just crank up the volume and yank off the knob.
We got it all, we got it all on UHF.
Disconnect the phone, now, leave the dishes in the sink.
You better put away your homework, prime time ain't no time to think.
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner.
Press your face right up against the screen.
We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen.
If you know what I mean, now.