Colt Ford

hes got a back hoe its caterpillar yeller hes a heller
of a feller drink a story teller with a DUI hes illegal to drive but he
legally drinks gets legally high then one night while
hes up in the sky he looked at that back hoe ask himself why not
im gonna drive that thing its a loop hole man this
DUI don't contain im gonna drive it to the bar down on main street now
hes diggin gotta hot little honey hangin outta that
cab diggin got the windows tented and a base tune hittin it diggin creep
er past the po po encodnitoe like joe dirt thats how
hes livin lifes a garden man and hes just diggin [music] hes wearin
a cat hat with a meow meow kitty rolls up in the club
pimpin like Denny with tha beer trippin just sippin on suds puttin
the shots back trippin with with a bud hes was 10 beers
in about 12 o clock my to all the girls whos startin to flock
he said hey ladies time to go home we cant stay here
who wants to go about then the vala pulled that back hoe up now
hes diggin got three little honeys hangin outta that
cab diggin got the windows tented and a base tune hittin like diggin creep
er past the po po encodnitoe like joe dirt thats how
hes livin lifes a garden man and hes just diggin [music] was about
235 around 245 he was tryin to find his address 255
he was drunk as a skunk an high as a kite swervin right and left
when they flipped the blue lights trooper said boy
i aint tryin to be hatin but your operatin intoxicatin violatin every bit
of the law he said officer no im just diggin look at
all them honeys hangin outta that cab diggin with the windows tented
and a base tune hittin like diggin beggin yo yo po
po you gotta let me go yo like joe dirt thats how hes livin lifes a
garden man and hes just diggin yo yo po po ya gotta
let me go yo yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo come on now
officer ya know im just tryin to make it home i dont
mean to cause no problems but i got all these girls i gotta get em
home safe thats what any ol country boy would do i
promise im going home right now just let me come on now
everythings gonna be fine we just out here diggin a
lil bit dig ha ha ha ha ha