Skyhooks

You met her at a party on Saturday night
She was drinkin advocaat
Her skin was smooth and her jeans were tight
You didnt think shed go that far
She mighta looked like a princess
But whyd you have to give her your address
Cos you aint safe when you get home
Shes gonna call you on the telephone
Hey boy thats Balwyn callin
Hey boy thats Balwyn callin
Hey boy thats Balwyn callin
Get on the phone and do a bit of stallin
It was just too easy when you got to her flat
And she kicked off her platform shoes
And you played around like a cat and a rat
And now youve got the Balwyn blues
Well you thought she ould be a one nighter
But she wants to squeeze you tighter
Cos you aint safe when you get home
Shes gonna call you on the telephone
She sure knows when shes got a good catch
And she just wont let go
Shes been searchin for the perfect match
Her ambition with your dough
A brick veneer prison is waitin for you
But you just smile while she turns the screw
And you aint safe when you get home she
Shes gonna call you on the telephone
Hey boy thats Balwyn calling X 3
Get off the phone and get out of Balwyn
[ Balwyn Calling Lyrics ]